Imove around on a chainless “Cyclone” Bi cycle or with a wooden stick, dressed in 1900 clothes, frock coat or cavalry coat, top hat and white gloves.

A made-up blue line under each eye highlights my mesmerizing, amazing and a bit unhingeing look and motionless.

I can remain : eyes opened without fluttering my eyelashes for 5 minutes, or standing for 5 hours, totally frozen, before giving a hint of a gesture or a look.

I have a real talent for getting myself into hibernation for hours. It is no use trying to detect the least slackening in my look, you would be the first to capitulate !

I can be a statue on a pedestal, in a square or in a garden, a dummy in a showcase, a signpost statue for commemoration days.

Plunged into a heavy silence, my mechanism sometimes starts up to catch the bystander’s attention.